jennifer dumpert

jennifer dumpert

@OneiroFer

Founder of Oneironauticum; proprietress of Urban Dreamscape: psychogeography, cartography, and dreams

San Francisco · http://www.urbandreamscape.com

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  1. 15h

    A young Goldie Hawn urges me to get into commercials. I take the train to Hollywood but end up at my Grandparents' house.

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  2. 4 Feb

    Vaulted, ancient dorm rooms at Cambridge, dozens of students soak in claw foot tubs. Homeless guy politely offers his nose. No takers

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  3. 3 Feb

    Walrus mustached man wants to confiscate my illegal, packaged Soviet cheese grits. I jump into the ocean off New Zealand to escape.

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  4. 2 Feb

    Eskimo couples in boats drown their babies. Horrified, I swim around trying to stop them, realize the babies become whales, as I did.

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  5. 1 Feb

    To explain how people see things fly in dreams, I draw a cartoon plane. It then flies slowly sideways past me in a very familiar way.

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  6. 31 Jan

    Swimming in the ocean at night. I can sense whales near me, feel them brush past. I finally come out in the morning. People amazed.

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  7. 30 Jan

    Waiting on tables, ever more people sit down, kitchen runs out of food, patrons change tables. Been decades since I had a waitress

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  8. 29 Jan

    I hear a loud buzzing, get out of bed, walk into the living room, discover it's full of flies, bouncing off each other, ricocheting.

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  9. 28 Jan

    In my parents' living room, group of Buddhist monks set up meditation circle, shag carpet samples as cushions, all 14 year old boys.

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  10. 27 Jan

    Several small half fruit, half really spicy chilies suddenly puff up to a larger size, get giant erections, then roll chaotically.

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  11. 26 Jan

    I'm aware of the psychic importance of locking things: I loop my hair from front to back and lock it in place with a complex braid

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  12. 25 Jan

    I'm moving to a new house. I put different colored tape around possessions, then lay down same at new place to transport everything.

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  13. 24 Jan

    I enter Erik's dream, asleep beside me. He looks at a word doc and a web page. Then an alert pops up: a devil who tells me to get out

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  14. 23 Jan

    A Japanese general in a green sweater and a boy scout hat air drums theatrically. I'm whooshed out the door and high up into the sky.

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  15. 22 Jan

    I look in a mirror, see that I have silver glitter lipstick way above my lip, huge fake tits, and a jacket made of live hamsters.

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  16. 21 Jan

    From my window, I see two homeless guys break into a house with an old woman in it. Realize if I'm asleep it's OK, struggle to wake.

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  17. 20 Jan

    A two-headed glass snake crawls through my intestines, becomes part of my digestive system. I worry that doing yoga will break it.

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  18. 19 Jan

    Lady Gaga and I co-own a cat, who chews viciously on my nose. We all live in a dilapidated house on a hill with a panoramic city view

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  19. 18 Jan

    At a party, I get a string of Christmas lights tangled in my hair, guitar slung around me. Try to play with cats but too encumbered.

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  20. 17 Jan

    I'm a teenager, around a table with friends eating cheese. I realize cameras are spying on us, then am watching the footage. Creepy.

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