R.L. Ripples

R.L. Ripples

@TweetsofOld

We attempt to reveal the lives of our predecessors through the tweets of yesteryear: Real one-line brevities from old newspapers, as they appeared--or close.

United States

Tweets

  1. Melancholy is neither romantic nor pretty. It does not pay. Sharpen your wits, make merry, and keep up in the race. VA1908

  2. We may be permitted to express the hope that the athlete of the future will not try to obtain stamina from a gas-bag. UT1909

  3. "I like raisins OK, but I want them to be even smaller, harder, and without much taste." -- inventor of the currant

  4. WANTED--Old false teeth; don't matter if broken; I pay $1.00 to $10.00 per set. --L. Mazer MO1917

  5. John Boehner was accidentally shot in his left leg with a revolver by his wife Sunday night just as they were preparing to retire. MN1902

  6. Charles Dickerson had the biggest oyster on exhibition last week ever seen in the city. KS1894

  7. Snowflakes something less in size than a meeting-house fell here Monday afternoon. KY1879

  8. We would be greatly pleased if the marshal would suppress the yelling and horse racing nightly practiced on our streets. IL1885

  9. Maud Parks was sitting by a stove when a celluloid comb in her hair caught fire. Somebody present emptied a bucket of water over her. MD1898

  10. Albert Satterlee became suddenly insane Sunday and sent to the Asylum. Women and religion were at the bottom of it. AL1900

  11. On account of the epidemic of Spanish Influenza schools will be closed during the coming week and all public meetings are forbidden. KS1918

  12. It is said that a band of 800 Indians, located a few miles from Winnipeg, Man., is being wiped out by the grip. VT1890

  13. Things are awful dull. We spend our time in whittling and eating homemade sugar. KY1879

  14. A roasted raisin, hot as can be borne, bound to the ear, will give instant relief to ear-ache. KY1879

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